Friday, April 25, 2008

OMG, he's human!?!?


Joba took his first loss last night to the White Sox. I say the Yankees either demote him to AAA or release him.

I used to be a good hitter back in my day. One year, I found that I couldn't hit as good, and I though it was that the pitching was getting better. It turned out, my eyesight was going.

I now wear contacts, and just once I would like to see what it's like to face a major league pitcher like Joba Chamberlain. A 100MPH fastball and a disappearing slider? SIGN ME UP!

Giuseppe Franco Sucks

I am a big Yankee fan and watch most games on the YES network. Without fail, this little shit's commerical will ALWAYS be on between innings. This commercial is so damn annoying and it is ALWAYS ON. This guy needs to just go away. Dude, be content with selling idiots $500 hair cuts. Anyways, let's get down to some of the reasons this commercial sucks so bad.

First, look at this guy:



Next, why would you buy something from anyone who admits to knowing Gary Busey?



Then there are the dicks in the commercial. Check this guy out:



This guy has much bigger problems than thinning hair. How about the fact that he looks like a complete fucking goober who fails at life?

Please YES network, make Giuseppe go away.

One final note - as a co-worker pointed out, the fine print at the end of the commercial states "this product is not intended to grow hair".

"I'm not putting my name on the line for something that doesn't work!"

Sure Giuseppe, whatever...