Shock Collars

I am going to make a suggestion to my manager in my review. THESE NEED TO BE IMPLEMENTED HERE. They are too many people in my office that walk around, do little work, and all around suck. I want to program these to go off if: 1)they leave their desk for more than 2 minutes or 2)they come within 3 feet of mine.



It needs to happen

$5,000 an hour

Ok, she's pretty hot, nice rack, probably dumb as a stone. But for that price? NO.


Oh yeah, her "broken home" was a mansion. I guess we can file her fucking strangers for money under "my daddy didn't love me enough"

Beware the Ides of March, Client #9!

Ok, so it didn't all come down on the 15th, but I am LOVING what has happened. The "$#$@ing Steamroller" has himself been steamrolled. I simply love when hypocrites get burned. $5,000 an hour for a girl that is only 4 years older than his daughter, awesome. The only tragedy is that both these losers with probably make more money from this than I will make this year. Btw, that girls "music" was atrocious, terribad, awful. The fact people were requesting it makes me want to kill.